Movie Review: The VelociPastor (2019)

The funniest movie I’ve seen this year!

Where do I start with The VelociPastor? It’s a B-movie with feeling, satirizing religion, Kung-Fu movies, and monster movies. It’s full of dark comedy and meme-worthy moments. It’s low budget in a good way.

And Be sure of this: The VelociPastor is destined for cult status. It’s already making waves in horror circles, and garnering writer/director Brendan Steere loads of sudden attention. His nods to the audience and genre are affectionate and heartfelt in the way only small budget films can afford. It’s a breath of fresh air.

I want to make fan art of this. Yes, it’s that much fun.

It’s got so many great moments, including a cameo from the legendary musician and gothic homemaker himself Aurelio Voltaire! Best of all, a pastor who turns into a velociraptor. Just watch that trailer and then see if you can honestly say I’m wrong.

Seriously, what’s not to love?

The VelociPastor is now available to rent or own. There’s no excuse to put off this gem. Rent it tonight and watch with a friend and your adult drink of choice. You’ll thank me later.

Read my full review here at Dead, Buried, and Back!

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